(joey pulls out his 3d map)
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Joey: It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. Wait. No, we wanna go... No. I know. I'm gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Chandler: Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don't want to lose that.
Joey: Ohh!! (Runs to his room.)
Chandler: There it is.
Chandler: Oh, she's got you running errands, y'know, picking up wedding dresses... (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Ross: What's wah-pah?
Chandler: Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!
Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, it's over.
Monica: It is not over! You're over!
Monica: You know!
Chandler: Okay. Good one.
- Friends, Season 4
Phoebe: (entering, wearing Santa pants) Hello!
Chandler: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Phoebe: Excuse me.
Chandler: Your pants!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like 'em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Chandler: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe: Alright, we really weren’t great at being guys but do you know why? Because we’re girls. And do you know what girls are good at?
Chandler: Where are the guys? I’m ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: It’s 930 in the morning
Chandler: Well they got a breakfast buffet
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don't like guys with boring jobs.
Chandler: Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?
Ross: Gandolf the wizard. Hello! Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school
Chandler: You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Chandler: I hate her. Well, I don’t hate her… I love her. This is all my fault really.- Friends, Season 4
Chandler: That's not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the heat.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
Chandler: Oh my God!!
Chandler: Screw the Knicks!
Chandler: I didn’t mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
Chandler: And the Knicks rule all.
Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule all
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, we're gonna destroy you.
Monica: Huh, wanna bet?
Chandler: Well, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far...
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!
Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use you're head!
Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chinandolor Bong.
Monica: How desperate am I?
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandler’s not here, he always wins at this game
Rachel: Ohhh! I can’t believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.
Phoebe: Aww, Pheebs.
Rachel: Honey, that’s your name.
Phoebe: That’s short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Monica: Come on, no peeking!
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and we're about to cross the street. Very good
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, live in a box!!- Friends, Season 4
Monica: What he doesn’t like josh?
Rachel: No, I don’t.
Phoebe: this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there's the added mystery of who gets who.
Ross: Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I don't know why I do that.
Joey: Over the line?! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!- Friends, Season 4
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Chandler: No! No! No! I just kissed her.
Joey: What?!! That's even worse!!
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Joey: I don't know! But it's the same!
Chandler: I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler- Friends, Season 4
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn't think big enough to fit a grown man!
Chandler: So -- You got in voluntarily?!
Joey: I was tryin' to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I'm gonna do?
Chandler: BEND OVER?!!!