I have an ulcer, I don't sleep well, mostly because you keep calling me in the middle of the night, and if you dont call me I dream that you're gonna call me. I think about you in the shower .... not in a good way, but in an I'm-so-distracted-I-can't-remember-if-I-washed-my-hair kinda way - so I'll wash my hair twice!
- Two Weeks Notice