- Friends, Season 7
(Ross suddenly lunges forward in an attempt to kiss his cousin)
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! Okay, doesn't have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. Any words will do. Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (To her) I-I, I uh haven't had sex in a very long time. (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.