Joey: Umm, now uh... It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y'know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so... (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Monica: Oh my God! Joey!
Phoebe: Hell yeah! I'll marry you!
Monica: You can't marry him!
Phoebe: Hey lady, your day's over! It's my turn!
Joey: Why?! Why can't she marry me?!
Phoebe: I can and I will! (Kisses him.)
Monica: She's not pregnant. It's Rachel. Rachel's the one who's pregnant.
Joey: Oh my God.
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn't have a baby in nine months!
Phoebe: It's Joey!