Quotes in category: “TV Shows”:

Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.

Topanga: What I see in you? Portrait of someone I thought I knew. How were you able to talk to some girl all night then kiss her the next and still think you care about me?!
Cory: Because I did, and I do! 
Topanga: You don't! Or you wouldn't have been able to do those things, Cory. These things don't just happen for no reason. 
Cory: You're right. Besides, she kissed me. 
Topanga: Oh! And you moved away? What did you do to stop her? 
Cory: Nothing! I said, 'Kiss me baby sweetie, kill the relationship with the person I care about more than anything, and make me miserable for the rest of my horrible life!

I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy and 
perky all the time. Maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed and he 
thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together

Feeny: strange is in the eye of the beholder, Mr. Matthews. I, for example, have a young neighbor who sings along with his little sister's Barney records.
Cory: you hear that?!

Shawn: *yelling* if i was only gonna be alive for one minute, i'd spend it looking into your eyes
Angela: and if you were only gonna be alive for one minute, I'd tell you to stop lookin and to start kissin! *they kiss*

Love doesn't require you to be perfect, but it does require you to forgive.

Topanga: what, do you think this is funny?
cory: no, I think its the opposite of funny. I think its...wood.

Topanga: you Don't like it?
Cory: Its not that I don't like it. Its just that, I am in love with this girl who has never been interested in how she looks and now I see makeup on your face and paint on your hands and toes. Stop staring at her toes!
Shawn: but they sparkle!!

I just broke up with someone I spent my entire life with. I don't have a heart anymore. I've lost my life.

Angela: Well is any one of us safe?
Shawn: yeah, virgins never die.
Cory: alright.. Thanks for saving me [to Topanga]
Eric: I'm dead.
Jack: I'm dead.
Shawn: I'm about as sick as you can get without acutally dying.

Cory: No more macaroni! We want Steak! And what do we want with our steak? 
Shawn: MACARONI!!

Shawn: Do you really like her 
Cory: Yeah, I really do

Dr. Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. [slaps George] That's why you got syphilis.

Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us on the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired. We are scared. Denying it doesn’t change the truth. Sooner or later, we have to put aside our denial and face the world, head on, guns blazing. Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt. It’s a freakin’ ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?

Pain comes in all forms. The small twinge, a bit of soreness, the random pain, the normal pains we live with everyday. Then there's the kind of pain you can't ignore. A level of pain so great that it blocks out everything else... makes the rest of the world fade away, until all we can think about is how much we hurt. How we manage our pain is up to us. Pain, we anestitize, ride it out, embrace it, ignore it. and for some of us the best way to manage pain is to just push through it

Cristina: You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
Izzie: It's makeup. It's retouching. 
Cristina: You get that we hate you, right?

Meredith: After all this time, all your warnings about me sleeping with my boss and you're doing the same exact thing. 
Cristina: Oh, it's not the same thing. 
Meredith: It's the exact same! 
Cristina: No, it's not. You and McDreamy are in a relationship. 
Meredith: And you and Burke are in? 
Cristina: Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches

When you were a kid, it was Halloween candy. You hid it from your parents and you ate it until you got sick. In college, it was the heavy combo of youth, tequila and well, you know. As a surgeon, you take as much of the good as you can get because it doesn't come around nearly as often as it should. 'Cause good things aren't always what they seem. Too much of anything, even love, is not always a good thing.

Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you. 

There's something to be said about a glass half full. About knowing when to say when. I think it's a floating line. A barometer of need and desire. It's entirely up to the individual. And depends on what's being poured. Sometimes all we want is a taste. Other times there's no such thing as enough, the glass is bottomless. And all we want, is more.

Alex: Why are you helping me? 
Izzie: [yells] 'Cause it's what Jesus would freaking do! 

But as human beings, sometimes it's better to stay in the dark, because in the dark there may be fear, but there's also hope

Communication. It's the first thing we really learn in life. Funny thing is, once we grow up, learn our words and really start talking the harder it becomes to know what to say. Or how to ask for what we really need.

No matter how hard we try to ignore it or try to deny it eventually the lies fall away, whether we like it or not. But heres the truth about the truth-- it hurts. So, we lie.

Cristina: The problem is estrogen. 
Meredith: No, the problem is tequila.