Ross: It tastes like feet! 
Joey: I like it. 
Ross: Are you kidding? 
Joey: What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.

- Friends, Season 6

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?" 
Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

- Friends, Season 6

Monica: Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler. 
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben.

- Friends, Season 6

Monica: What are you guys gonna do? 
Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one’s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free.
Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. Because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? We we’re just gonna get an annulment.
Joey: An annulment? Ross! I don’t think surgery’s the answer here.

- Friends, Season 6

Phoebe: Y’know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden. 
Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter. 
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas? No! Didn’t think so!

- Friends, Season 6

Chandler: "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

- Friends, Season 6

Ross: …once you know the stories, it’s not that bad. First marriage, wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn’t allow you to get married when you’re that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada’s fault.

- Friends, Season 6

Rachel: What-wh-what so we’ll just stay married forever?! 
Ross: Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It’s right next to it!

- Friends, Season 6

Phoebe: What’s the big deal, y’know? It’s not like it’s a real marriage.
Chandler: What?!
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.
Phoebe: Really?! 
Monica: Yeah! 
Phoebe: Oh my God! ... Eh! Well…

- Friends, Season 6

Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No way!
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Chandler: Again true.
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.

- Friends, Season 5

Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing

- Friends, Season 5

Joey: Don't you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!
Chandler: How?
Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?

- Friends, Season 5

Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something

- Friends, Season 5

Rachel: Oh yeah, I got a cat.
Monica: I don't want a cat!
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.

- Friends, Season 5

Monica: No, those first two windows, that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting

- Friends, Season 5

Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Ross: Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! (They start up the stairs again. Chandler is between the couch and the wall now.) Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!

- Friends, Season 5

Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
Rachel: I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!
Chandler: Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?

- Friends, Season 5

Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Monica: You become friends after?
Joey: No, never done that either

- Friends, Season 5

Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!
Rachel: Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
Ross: A loser you did it with 298 times!

- Friends, Season 5

Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.
Joey: Dude! He's right there!

- Friends, Season 5

Ross: I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Ross: No! No! No! The "Come here to me" is y'know for the ladies.
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.

- Friends, Season 5

Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

- Friends, Season 5

Rachel: Exactly! Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.

- Friends, Season 5

Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
Rachel: Ahhh, I think you look great! That bag is gonna get you that part.
Chandler: And a date with a man

- Friends, Season 5

Chandler: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything.
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!

- Friends, Season 5
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